I have to admit that I can become quite obsessed at looking at the stats for this blog. I love looking at the keywords that have led people here; it’s quite strange what some people search for!
Up to now, I’ve been able to see some sort of link as to why my blog has been thrown up in the results but today…well, I think there will be some very confused people out there, but it certainly amused me!
The first three were:
Alcohol sexuality
Not shameful porn
Bentover naked arse
They continued in a similar theme and then halfway down there was
How to reduce saggy stomach
What? How the hell does that relate to my blog? Maybe I’ve missed something but I can’t see the connection. At this point I was laughing so much that I thought I misread the final one on the list. I hadn’t. The last keywords registered were…
Does lettuce give you wind
Well. What can I say?!
Thursday 13 September 2007
Keyword confusion
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Owww!! I laughed suddenly at your post and my sip of latte came down my nose. My keywords are a daily source of amusement. Two befuddling ones of mine are:
"i got laughed at for wearing pantyhose" and "tomato soup and dog urine"
'Tomato soup' even stayed for 1minute 38seconds and read 2 pages.
i HEE-HAW laughed out loud at this post.
Busted a gut laughed.
so does it?
give you wind?
now that you've put the thoughts in our heads and all.... :)
Alcoment, Jayne at Blogging for Bitter Women came up with the fantastic idea of making poems from our keyword searches.
It can be utterly hilarious as you will see from the results. I wish I had waited to do mine, actually, as the keywords I have had just recently are purely to do with underwear and sex. Hours of fun now that those long, winter nights are drawing in...
Haha.. those are great!
You should come play a game/challenge I invented. Yours would no doubt be fantastic.
http://www.bloggerbingo.com/bitterwomen/2007/09/06/webstat-refrigerator-poetry-the-challenge/
You take all your search terms and use those words (all of them, and ONLY those words) to write a poem.
Haha... it's a lot of fun!
Fish - apologies for any pain! Yours are even odder than mine! I hope tomato soup found something to amuse him and took the thoughts of dog urine away!
Wishful - Well, as you ask, no, lettuce doesn't give me wind, but cucumber makes me burp!
Agnes and Jayne - thanks for the link! That looks fun and I'll give it a go! Who knows what I'll come up with?!
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