Keyword confusion

I have to admit that I can become quite obsessed at looking at the stats for this blog. I love looking at the keywords that have led people here; it’s quite strange what some people search for!

Up to now, I’ve been able to see some sort of link as to why my blog has been thrown up in the results but today…well, I think there will be some very confused people out there, but it certainly amused me!

The first three were:

Alcohol sexuality
Not shameful porn
Bentover naked arse

They continued in a similar theme and then halfway down there was

How to reduce saggy stomach

What? How the hell does that relate to my blog? Maybe I’ve missed something but I can’t see the connection. At this point I was laughing so much that I thought I misread the final one on the list. I hadn’t. The last keywords registered were…

Does lettuce give you wind

Well. What can I say?!