My aunt breeds and shows dogs. She has whippets and absolutely adores them.
I went to visit her the other day and she was telling me about her recent night out with the girls. She was telling me about one of her friends who is retired and seems perfectly happy doing nothing all day.
My aunt couldn’t understand this at all. She informed me that she didn’t see how people could be happy with that, as her other friend works full time and then they “go dogging it”.
I collapsed in hysterics and it took me a good five minutes to be in a fit state to explain why I was laughing.
As much as my aunt is very broad minded and I get a lot of my less responsible traits from her, I couldn’t imagine her and her friend going off to car parks for group sex and voyeurism!
This is the same woman who had part of her email address as ‘janwhips’ until I pointed out that it could be seen in a very different light from a combination of ‘Jan’ and ‘Whippets’!
Though saying that, maybe she is ready to reveal her secret life as a dominatrix dogger!
Sunday, 9 September 2007
Are you sure you meant it like that!
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6 comments:
Isn't it fantastic to have someone like that in your life? She sounds abso-effing-lutely wonderful.
um, should I be embarrased to admit that I had no idea that "go dogging it" equaled group sex in car parks?
but it's good to know now. so next time april and I decide to hit the car park, we can talk in code....
Oh that's funny. I can only imagine the surprised looks some of her conversations have given any eavesdroppers ;-)
Rosie - Yep, my aunt's great! She makes me laugh a lot as she often says the wrong thing, or doesn't realise that something has a double meaning.
Wishful - no, no need to be embarrassed. And, yes, it may come in handy the next time you're in a car park!
F - Yep, my aunt has had a few double takes from nearby people when we've been out. The problem is, I laugh each time and it takes me ages to be able to explain exactly why I'm laughing and people are sidling off in the other direction!
I reckon your aunt knows what she's talking about and is just testing you! She'll tell your parents off you, you know!
A friend of mine devised a hotmail address and had part of her username as 'hotmango'. I still can't understand her bewilderment at why she was receiving so much porn spam. Anything with 'hot' is bound to be a magnet!
It is a possibilty my aunt knows what she's talking about. She was a bit of a rebel when she was younger and is very broad minded!
Had to laugh at your friend. I hope you explained and ended her confusion!
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